A whopping 12 tracks, a dozen racers and the "option" of running through the former with the latter in Time Trial and Single Race Modes is really all that greets here. In actuality, Crazy Frog Arcade Racer (also known as Crazy Frog Racer 2, thanks title screen!) is exactly what you think it is: a racer that piggybacks off the baffling success (at least abroad) of one of the most annoying mash-ups of eurobeat backgrounds and, well, something that sounds like a guy doing an impression of an F1 car sped up a bit too much. Sure, the cynics among you might think that having to play a game that can be finished in a little over two hours (that's having played and hit the top score in every mode), all while being force-fed the same amphibian malady that drove the whole of Europe into the darkest depths of insanity has claimed the mind of yet another, but you just don't get it, man. Moments ago, I broke through the haze of what most would call "reality" or "sanity." In this brave new world, up is down, left is purple and 2 + 2 = umbrella.
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